REFRESHARCHIVE ASK Fanfiction Original Stories About Me (and really cool people)

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comics-r-4-gurlz:

u know she dead inside

09 October 2014 499 notes ←

I’m not even signed in on my main and I’m sending this through email, that’s how important this is
I learned a song about an australian bird in elementary school and to this day it’s the coolest kids song I know how did that happen

09 October 2014 2 notes ←

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

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08 October 2014 56,818 notes ←

torisprite:

aand self indulgent halloween twinnies <3

(via officialbeef)

08 October 2014 8,816 notes ←

mirandemia:

I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted. 

(via childofthecandycorn)

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amanda-jp:

"Tell him what’s on special tonight, Daffodil."

YOUR NUTS, PAL!!

Like wow Harley and Pam. What nerdlingers. Loves of my life.This was drawn in a solid ink pen brush for the first time in the longest time.

07 October 2014 35 notes ←

piranhascantsmile:

just wait you guys are gonna be hiding bodies and marathoning horror movies together in a few years

07 October 2014 64 notes ←

delicious-food-porn:

White Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Snickerdoodles

(via spookystaffoffrost)

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Aries:They tend to come off as 'masculine'. Assertive. Short tempered. Thinks they're everyone's boss.
Taurus:They are like still waters. Calm and steady. They don't really want to share their food with you, don't even try it.
Gemini:Quick witted. Natural storytellers. If they smile a lot, they probably hate you.
Cancer:Caring. Always worrying about you despite themselves. Probably should be on drugs.
Leo:Natural hosts. Treats everyone like they're best friends. Only do it because they know a king is nothing without their people.
Virgo:Analytical. Tend to be intellectually conceited. They'll offer to help you and then complain about it. If you do something about it, they'll complain even more.
Libra:Charm overload. Peacekeepers. Always on everyone's side. Gossip masters. Would self destruct rather than make a decision.
Scorpio:Quiet power. Hard to figure out. Fucks up shit for fun. They laugh at your distress and your inability to figure out they did it.
Sagittarius:The life of the party. Blunt honesty. Talks shit then forgets about it 0.5 seconds later. Not suitable for fragile egos. They have a fragile ego.
Capricorn:Stern. Probably your math teacher. Type of humor that you are always left wondering if you were the joke. Works harder than you could ever.
Aquarius:Weird and contradicting. Believes in conspiracy theories. Probably gets turned off if more than one person likes the same thing they do.
Pisces:Imaginative. Altruistic. Martyr complex. Spends 90% of the time daydreaming. Probably on drugs or at least look like it. Hobo chic. Probably crying right now.

07 October 2014 30,224 notes ←