It’s hard, it’s really hard, to pretend that everything here is normal, that nothing’s out of place when he is pressed so close to you, and his lips are brushing your ear as he speaks.

Inspired by a RP with Ask-StrangeCase-Onceler, though I couldn’t hope to capture even a fraction its glory in this fic of mine.

Hopefully I’ll be posting my other one – another Gentleman!Once-ler/Reader fic – in a few hours. So, uh. Yay? Hope they meet your expectations? But they probably won’t?

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“Uhh…I left my coat…”

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If you haven’t checked out ask-strangecase-onceler, I reccomend a little look over to it.

It’s a classic case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, which I personally adore~

((I’ve been sketching this stuff all day, so you get notebook paper quality XD ))

Ahoy, captain! OuO/
…does this mean I can join your crew?

How about both?

…even though you can’t tell I tried to braid my hair and I couldn’t find the actual curling iron so I had to use these weird jelly rollers and I’m making a stupid face.

…maybe I should try again later, after I’ve found the actual curlers. XCC

HEEEEEERE. >((

D’you still think this contains the potential to be cute? >n<

Fjfdfwouldimakeaterriblepirate?probablyyeah.

simpledisneythings:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 

ridiculousteaparty:

And it was the manliest sleepover of all time.

From left to right: Gentleman, Swag, Personification of Money, One-ler. And let’s not forget they are sleeping on Racecar Bed! :3

Can I ride near the front of the wagon now pretty please, Mr. Once-ler?

#what nobody knows is that this happened once

…this is seriously just asking for a fic, you know. :II

thisishowbadicanbe:

I’ve never really been one for shiro/kuro…

Plus the fabric looks odd and the bows on the bodice seem random.

Just not my style I guess.

^^;;;; I think they’d work out if someone coordinated them well, though.

Okay, well… I guess I meant the style, more?

If you added an apron to the black one (and maybe imagined that the white was dark green and maybe that some of the bows were green, too), and if it was made out of some other fabric, it could fit as a reference for that maid!reader/Greed-ler storythatihaveyettofinishwriting, maybe?

Orforthatothergentlemanonceler/readerstoryijuststarted?

shooshington:

icanhasyoursoul:

horrificallycorvinthian:

fantrollparade:

worldsbestbrother:

askirlkarkitty:

hopeless-fucking-youth:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

axerro:

eridanamporas:

demilaughingalonewithfeelings:

adorkable-things:

mechanized:

kayotics:

Keeper of Love

Land of Shrubbery and Death (oh…..)

Patron Troll - I used Sarah, so i guess my patron troll is Karkat…………

Moirail - Kanaya

Matesprit - Sollux…………….

Kismesis is not available please try again.

Gent of Rain (technically it’d be lady but i like the sound of gent better okay)

Land of Rain and Demons

Patron: Equius
Moirail: Karkat
Matesprit: Gamzee
Kismesis: n/a 

Rouge of Sound

Land of Science and Illusion

Patron: Karkat

Moirail: Feferi

Matesprit: Nepeta

Kismesis: Gamzee

…Awesome.

Thief of Rage
Land of Rain and Rags
Patron troll: Gamzee
Moirail: Karkat
Matesprit: Equius
Kismesis: Kanaya

hah what 

Traveler of Sound

Land of Maps and Music

Patron: Terezi

Moirail: Equius

Potential matesprit: Nepeta

Kismesis: Tavros

Merchant of Lightning.

Land of Heat and Demons.

Patron: Gamzee

Moirail: Eridan

Matesprit: Feferi

Kismesis: Gamzee

Gamzee is both my patron troll and my kismesis what the fuck is going on.

HOLY SHIT I GOT KNIGHT OF TIME.

Land of Shrubbery and Angels

Patron Troll: Sollux <3

Moirail: Kanaya

Matesprit: Sollux (HOLY. SHIT.)

Kismesis: Terezi (Naw man, we’re coo’, we’re coo’.)

Thief of Space…um… kay…

Science and Demon… shit… that’s rad.

Patron Troll: NEPETA! :D

Moirail: Feferi <>

Mateprit: E-Eridan… shit (why couldn’t you have been a goddamn Cancer, mom? ;-;)

Kismesis: Sollux ;A; But… But…

[[Lady of Mind

  Land of Surprise and Demons (…uh..)  

  patron troll: Sollux

  moirail: Vriska

  matesprit: Feferi

  kismesis: Equius ]]

((Sylph of Heart, Land of Light and Rags, patron Fef, moirail Aradia, matesprit Vriska, kismesis Terezi.))

[[Heir of Lightning.

Land of Light and Demons

Patron is Tavros

Moirail Aradia

Matesprit Kanaya

Kismesis Karkat

Awesome.]]

Page of life but im a girl isntpage male only oh fuck it

Land of wind and demons sweet

Patron is Either Gamzee or Aradia or Karkat or all of them (too many best friends /sob/)

Sol is my moirail aww yeeeee

 possible matesprit is equius……….. strong death. ;_;

…and…heres where it gets awkward.

um

/no contact with dad do not know astrological sign/

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uggghhh why does this stuff always have something to do with dads. >:C

Bard of Rain

Land of Dew and Angels

Patron Troll- Karkat

Moirail- Karkat

Matesprit-Terezi

Kismesis- Karkat

HOW THE HECK DOES THIS WORK.

Heir of Joy (aahahahaha)

Land of Frost and Demons (MY PLANET IS JOTUNNHEIM???!?!?!?!??!)

Patron Troll is Eridan (uwu)

Moirail is Gamzee (honl)

Matesprit is Nepeta :33

Kismesis is Equius :U

Keeper of Heat.

Land of Sand and Mist.

Patron Troll: Gamzee (OuO)

Moirail: Nepeta (OuO)

Potential Matesprit: Vriska (…um.)

Kismesis: Aradia (DD8)

Cool title. Cool land. I love my patron troll and I’m pretty solid in my pale quadrent (sorry Eq), but I question the rest of my romantic choices. :BB

Labeling this a WIP for now, though I’m not sure what else to do with this, bluh. :UU

I should learn to draw on… not notebook paper.

This is the ever-adorable (thoughmaybenotwhenidrawhim) Snug-ler. I’m just gonna say that the dress is connected with an RP and leave it at that. =w=

Things I Have Learned:

I cannot draw paisley.

I still can’t draw hats.

Anatomy and I have only a passing knowledge of each other, and, well, don’t even get me started on feet.Or legs. Or hands. Or art in general sgsdf

…still, though. I kinda like that he doesn’t automatically look aallll that feminine even though he’s in a dress, so yeah.

Scribbles on the side are references.